you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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