Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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