the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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