winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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