Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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