you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I wish i was in the wii world.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Farmville is her only friend.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My dick has a subreddit
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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