For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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