Where did you get a picture of my penis
I CAN MOONWALK!
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
pray to the hookup gods
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
