Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
vagina is talking i cant
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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