At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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