Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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