We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just high enough for therapy.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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