I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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