Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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