I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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