So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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