Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
she peed on how many people?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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