I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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