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(512): View more from Texas

So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?

(940): View more from Texas

homeless.

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(520): View more from Arizona

my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."

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(214): View more from Texas

he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.

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(360): View more from Washington

i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.

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oh. my. god. yes.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.

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(801): View more from Utah

My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.

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(480): View more from Arizona

My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar

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