I'm so fucking centered right now
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
being pregnant is like rehab
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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