Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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