So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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