Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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