so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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