Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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