Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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