He felt like a one man threesome
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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