I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
My vagina just recognized that song.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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