all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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