Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
If I die, sorry about rent.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize