the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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