Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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