So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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