ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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