So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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