Only a mothe r could love this liver
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Randomize
