Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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