He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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