You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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