they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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