So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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