just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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