I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
When are your genitals available?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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