return my video game
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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