I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Randomize
