is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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