How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
