found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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