I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This is the high leading the old right now
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
God, I missed his penis.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
