Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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