Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
