If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
