I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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