i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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