hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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