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  No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...

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• Probably best not to become either in any time frame...

  Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 11, 10 at 4:29pm

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• did you commit adultery WITH the dog???

  Submitted by starryeyedangel on Aug 11, 10 at 7:24pm

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• This post is just one big bucket of fail. However I did notice the Spelling_Nazi has started posting, welcome my counterpart!

  Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 12, 10 at 2:50am

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• Borat, if you post something about kazakhstan on every post like the rest of the fags that post stupid shit on every text i will hunt you down, slit your throat, and take a shit in it.

  Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 11, 10 at 10:51pm

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• @ nontexan- it's thief!!!!

  Submitted by jprincess on Aug 11, 10 at 6:07pm

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• It's amazing how the same people do the worst things...

  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 11, 10 at 4:31pm

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• I am wondering which offense the op finds more deplorable?

  Submitted by jprincess on Aug 11, 10 at 6:08pm

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• This is why I'm a winner and you are not

  Submitted by imawinner on Aug 12, 10 at 7:31am

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• this has sftlolz written all over it

  Submitted by Flyers108 on Aug 11, 10 at 8:21pm

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• Fuck off firsty

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 10 at 7:26am

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• As I read this s dog just barked...next door...the neighbors don't have a dog :O

  Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 12, 10 at 4:37pm

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• You have problems

  Submitted by aprilmarie on Aug 12, 10 at 2:09am

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• Wow what a worthless human being. How is this funny again?

  Submitted by AUTigers10 on Aug 11, 10 at 7:04pm

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• Why the fuck would you steal someones dog

  Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 15, 10 at 7:01pm

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• did Spelling_Nazi died?

  Submitted by fistin_grannies on Aug 12, 10 at 3:21am

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• Rule 12: the rule book shall die

  Submitted by TheBookOfRules on Aug 12, 10 at 12:11am

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  • I look foreward to your posts.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 12, 10 at 7:47am

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• NotTexan... It's actually called a dog thIef. \n\nI comes before e, except after c. <3\n\nI wouldn't have even nitpicked if you hadn't been so obnoxious. Heh. Better luck next time.

  Submitted by skwerly1 on Aug 11, 10 at 5:50pm

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  • Or when sounding like A like in neighbor and weigh, and weekends and holidays and all throughout May, so you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say. Hahah, Brian Regan is king.

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 11, 10 at 7:38pm

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• OP, which bitch is this text referring to?

  Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 11, 10 at 9:11pm

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• Epic win spelling Nazi. Epic win.

  Submitted by lilbittybaby123 on Aug 12, 10 at 10:25am

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• Miscreant

  Submitted by MissManners on Aug 11, 10 at 9:42pm

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• screw the nehibor steal dog screw her again when she comes to retrive and repete

  Submitted by haha1 on Aug 11, 10 at 4:32pm

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• It's called a theif, a dog theif.

  Submitted by notTexan on Aug 11, 10 at 4:32pm

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• we dont approve of dis en Kazakhstan... vich is de greatest countree in dee wurld.

  Submitted by Borat on Aug 11, 10 at 10:16pm

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• Yay Indiana!

  Submitted by PolarBare on Aug 11, 10 at 6:57pm

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• These pretzels are making me firsty!

  Submitted by mwhify on Aug 12, 10 at 6:22am

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• Actually if you wanna get technical and correct it's dognapper...asshole. One word.

  Submitted by PolarBare on Aug 12, 10 at 1:39am

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• So she's a real dog then?

  Submitted by Randomguy08 on Aug 11, 10 at 9:33pm

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• Is not keeping the adultress or not keeping the dog?

  Submitted by ewmorri on Aug 11, 10 at 10:19pm

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• keep the dog, ditch the bitch!

  Submitted by getwhatuget on Aug 12, 10 at 12:07pm

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• Talk about lying down with the dogs. . .

  Submitted by DCThrope on Aug 11, 10 at 6:23pm

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• Or can you...

  Submitted by lawngnomes69 on Aug 11, 10 at 7:05pm

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• Hmmm. Stealing the dog that belongs to the person you committed adultry with? Another country song would be written about that...

  Submitted by scum_bag on Aug 12, 10 at 3:48am

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• First!

  Submitted by ck24 on Aug 11, 10 at 4:29pm

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  • better luck next time

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 11, 10 at 4:33pm

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• if you wanna get technical..it's dog napper...dog napper...asshole.

  Submitted by definatelymaybe1 on Aug 11, 10 at 11:10pm

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• this is so fake, what kind of retard would text people that they committed adultery? people write the most unrealistic shit just to get it posted on this site.

  Submitted by ingebeastly on Aug 11, 10 at 7:15pm

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  • That retard sent that text to me. It's legit. STFU.

    Submitted by suckmeoff812 on Aug 12, 10 at 12:25am

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  • I totally text my friends whenever I do anything morally wrong. Shut your mouth.

    Submitted by babybitchx0 on Aug 12, 10 at 8:38am

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