I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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