Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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