New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
we should paint friendship bongs
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
