So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
