Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
one might say we're banned from that church
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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