He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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